Gross Domestic Product

She: “I’d love to let you in. Truly, I would. But times have changed. I only date Benz owners, now.” 1978 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham.

Better Hop to It!

Car: “It’s called Iris Metallic, and before you make any jokes, yeah, I’m a special order for the Easter Bunny. The dude has to get places fast.” 1960 Chrysler New Yorker.

Carbon Misers

She (passenger): “Sorry, we can’t give you a ride. We value the environment and fuel economy more than humanity.” 1954 Nash Metropolitan.
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