Dave

Renewable by the Tankful

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / August 28, 2023 September 23, 2023

Little girl: “Do you believe in renewable energy, Mommy?”
Mother: “Of course I do! We visit the Gulf station every week.” 1957 DeSoto Firedome.

Lee before Chrysler

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / August 4, 2023 August 4, 2023

Lee Iaccoca: “If you can find a better car, buy it! Wait, forget I said that.” 1975 Ford Granada.

Limousine Liberal

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / August 4, 2023 August 4, 2023

He (writing): “Dear Diary, Kissinger didn’t even look at me at the Paris Peace Accords. He’s so dreamy, I could just die. I’m gonna do my hair just like Jill St. John for the Security Council Meeting. He WILL notice me then. I know I can make him love me.” 1966 Cadillac Series 75.

E pluribus unum

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / July 4, 2023 July 4, 2023

She: “All the Revolutionary War did was make avoiding peasants more expensive.” 1949 Packard Super Eight.

Rising Waters Raise all Boats

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / June 18, 2023 June 18, 2023

He: “I, for one, welcome our climate-change overlords!” 1975 Oldsmobile Delta 88.