A Sober Christmas

She: “Why aren’t you in the Christmas spirit?”
He: “The liquor store was closed.” 1951 DeSoto Custom.

Info Warriors

She: “Elon Musk just declared Alex Jones safe for Twitter!”
He: “What’s next, Ralph Nader buying a Corvair?” 1966 Imperial Crown Coupe.

Limousine Liberal

He (writing): “Dear Diary, Kissinger didn’t even look at me at the Paris Peace Accords. He’s so dreamy, I could just die. I’m gonna do my hair just like Jill St. John for the Security Council Meeting. He WILL notice me then. I know I can make him love me.” 1966 Cadillac Series 75.
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