Shocking Revelation

She: “In the future, people will drive electric cars named after a Serbian and sold by a South African.”
He: “How will they be charged?”
She: “Probably by the Hague.” 1974 Lincoln Continental.

Bored Game

She: “What are doing?”
He: “I’m working on my knight moves.”
She: “Mother was right. I should’ve married Bob Seger.” 1960 Chevrolet Bel Air.

You Can Have it All!

Henry Ford: “In order to be consistent with the value, I am raising the price for my Model T by 400%.”
Voice off camera: “But, Henry, you’re already a zillionaire!”
Henry Ford: “Money isn’t everything.” 1921 Ford Model T.
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