A Danger to Community

She: “Why must you tease the Twitter bird?”
He: “Because it’s an anti-social algorithm that crushes the nuance of human interaction.”
She: “Mom was right. I should have married the dentist.” 1964 Ford Galaxie.

Passing it On

He: “We’ve inherited freedom of movement from our fathers.”
She: “Our children will inherit our massive debt and Twitter bans.” 1964 Ford Mustang.

Free Bird

They: “Why did you get suspended from Twitter?”
He: “I tweeted that the Oscars could use electric chairs to save the planet.”
They: “That’s stupid.”
He: “I know. I should have glued myself to a Vermeer.” 1975 Plymouth Road Runner.
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