Better Hop to It!

Car: “It’s called Iris Metallic, and before you make any jokes, yeah, I’m a special order for the Easter Bunny. The dude has to get places fast.” 1960 Chrysler New Yorker.

Carbon Misers

She (passenger): “Sorry, we can’t give you a ride. We value the environment and fuel economy more than humanity.” 1954 Nash Metropolitan.

Come on down!

She: “Dammit, Sheila! You make one more ‘step down to Hudson’ joke, you can just walk!”
Sheila: “Did you say something? You sound like you’re down a well.” 1953 Hudson Hornet.
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