Car: “I’m the last to be a snob, but it needs to be said. Thunderbird invented the personal luxury coupe, but when you drive a Thunderbird, you’re still just driving a Ford.” 1976 Chrysler Cordoba.Car: “I admit it. Riviera had a great ass. Emphasis on HAD. Poor thing” 1975 Chrysler Cordoba. Car: “Pontiac introduced Grand Prix back in 1962. That makes Grand Prix old enough to marry Jerry Lee Lewis now.” 1975 Chrysler Cordoba.Car: “Some say I’m comparable to Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. I suppose that’s true in the same way that beluga caviar is comparable to Gorton’s fish sticks.” 1976 Chrysler Cordoba.Car: “Eldorado does have a history, but so did Mata Hari.” 1975 Chrysler Cordoba. Car: “Have you seen the Matador Barcelona from AMC? Bless its heart. It looks like Charo getting caught going through Cher’s purse.” 1978 Chrysler Cordoba.Car: “What is a Mercury Cougar? First it was a sort of Mustang. Then it was a kind of Thunderbird. Now it’s a counterfeit Mark V. Honestly, owning a Cougar must be like being married to Sybil.” 1977 Chrysler Cordoba.Car: “I was at Studio 54 doing blow with Halston, when, out of the blue, Andy Warhol said to me, ‘You look like a cream cheese brownie.’ So I said to Andy, ‘Bite me, Andy!’ We laughed so loud, Diana Ross told us to cool it.” 1979 Chrysler Cordoba.
She: “Are you concerned about unforeseen consequences now that Nixon has opened China?” He: “No, my Chrysler-Plymouth dealer has me covered. He included the vinyl roof for free.” 1974 Plymouth Gold Duster.
Car: “If I’d been born with hidden headlights, I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” 1974 Ford LTD Brougham.
