Port Out, Starboard Home. Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 With the addition of portholes, the new Lincoln failed to meet maritime safety standards; it did not provide lifeboats for all. 1976 Lincoln Continental Town Car.
Howdy, Pilgrim! Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 After Rebecca Nurse bought the Continental, all of Salem knew she must be a witch. 1976 Lincoln Continental Mark IV Bill Blass.
Cheap Shot Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 He: “Why did you sell the Lincoln?” He: “The head was shot.” 1976 Plymouth Valiant.
Gotta Hunch? Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 Car: “The mean kids called me Igor because of my hump.” 1976 Lincoln Continental Mark IV.
Wonder Woman Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 Martin Landau convinced Linda Carter that the vinyl top was named after him. 1976 Lincoln Continental Town Car.