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The Holy Family

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By / December 24, 2022
Mary: “Are you sure this is the way to Bethlehem?”
Joe: “For crying out loud. I know the way to my old hometown.”
Mary: “I hope you called ahead. Knowing your mother, she’d make us sleep in the barn.” 1958 Ford Fairlane 500.

Elon’s Winter

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By / December 3, 2022
He: “The bastards did it. They dropped the bomb, the Twitter bomb. It seared the land until dirt burned like cornbread stuffing in a Swanson’s TV dinner. Dead tweets fall from the sky like black snow. The only survivors are me, my Buick, and Ro Khanna.” 1954 Buick Special.

Happy Thanksgiving

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By / November 24, 2022
He: “Why all this fuss over pilgrims? DeSoto was here eighty years earlier!”
She: “Please DO NOT bring this up at the table. You know how Mother feels about papists.” 1929 DeSoto.
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