Repatriate Chrysler

Our country, our economy, our pride, and your driving pleasure need you to bring Chrysler Corporation home again. Chrysler engineered our Nation’s path through problems thought unsolvable during times of great crisis: World War II, the Cold War and the Space Race. Chrysler built the nation’s tanks, missiles and guidance systems, and more.

All the while, Chrysler built the finest cars in the world, introducing automotive innovations that other makes either could not or would not do. Then came the Energy Crisis, unrelenting regulations, and the consequent faltering of the US economy. Foreign interests carried away the great Chrysler Corporation, and they plundered it.

Walter P. Chrysler’s great grandson is calling us to save our American brands Chrysler, Dodge, Ram and Jeep, and to bring them home under American ownership. Here is the emblematic restoration of the United States we need. Here is the pride we lost. Here are the jobs we lost. Here is the national security we want back. Make Chrysler American again. Make America Great again. Follow the link. Repatriate Chrysler!

Dave Duricy, the Chryslerist

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Eye of the Beholder

He: “What is art?”
She: “Art is an ambiguous manifestation predestined to misinterpretation based on the presuppositions of the observer in a meaningless universe.”
He: “Let’s neck in your Granada.” 1978 Chrysler LeBaron.

Everything Old is New Again

She: “Honey, you’ve got to care! The world is going to hell and you’re out here picking flowers!”
He: “Get back in your fake Chrysler and go tell it to OPEC, Sheila.” 1978 Chrysler LeBaron Town & Country.
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