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1929 Studebaker Dictator
He: "Don't you just love the Twenties? They're so carefree!"
She: "El Duce called. Your train is late."
She: "El Duce called. Your train is late."
1930 Studebaker
Mother: "Have a nice first day at public school, Bartholomew!"
1936 Studebaker Dictator
She: "How can you be friends with someone who drives a Dictator?"
He: "Easy. I can't afford a taxi."
He: "Easy. I can't afford a taxi."
1936 Studebaker Dictator
Driver: "What's your position on the Sudetenland?"
She: "Shut up, Harold, and let me in. It's freezing out here!"
She: "Shut up, Harold, and let me in. It's freezing out here!"
1940 Studebaker Commander
She: "War, war, war! This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
1940 Studebaker State President
Passenger: "I hate it when Billie Burke crashes these house parties."
1941 Studebaker
It was spring, and Edith expected her Studebaker to hatch any day.
1950 Studebaker Champion
She: “My Studebaker has the look of the future!”
He: “Elon Musk begs to differ.”
He: “Elon Musk begs to differ.”
1950 Studebaker Champion
Dad: "Look, Bobby, Studebaker people!"
1950 Studebaker Champion DeLuxe
She: "I'm sorry, Lassie. The Minneapolis Crime Lab says you have rabies."
1950 Studebaker Champion Regal
She: "Tin roof rusty!"
He: "What?"
He: "What?"
1950 Studebaker Commander DeLuxe
Mr. & Mrs. Upson figured if they pushed the Studebaker off the cliff, they could collect the insurance and make a down payment on a Buick.
1951 Studebaker Champion Regal DeLuxe
He: "Are you sad to leave San Francisco?"
She: "No, the hair salon kept cancelling my appointments to accommodate Nancy Pelosi."
She: "No, the hair salon kept cancelling my appointments to accommodate Nancy Pelosi."
1952 Studebaker Champion Regal
She: “It looks worse from the outside, doesn’t it?”
1952 Studebaker Commander
Amazingly, Spot was the first dog that the Picket-Burnside family had ever seen.
1952 Studebaker Commander Starliner
He: “Munchkin Land is awesome!”
1953 Studebaker Commander Starliner
He: “No matter where, or when, or who, it’s a Seine.”
1953 Studebaker Commander Starliner
She: "Look at that slut in her Studebaker. I bet she doesn't even wear a girdle."
1954 Studebaker Commander Starliner.
He: "How did you find me?"
She: "I followed the trail of Moon Pie wrappers and beer cans."
She: "I followed the trail of Moon Pie wrappers and beer cans."
1955 Studebaker Conestoga
Dad: "Sorry, kids, but one of you won't survive the Hunger Games."
1956 Studebaker Golden Hawk
These are Captain von Trapp's American cousins.
1957 Studebaker Champion
He: “Who’s the man now, Packard dudes?”
1957 Studebaker Commander
She: "Oh, wow! You bought a Packard!"
1957 Studebaker Golden Hawk
She: "Too bad the guy in the Corvette couldn't keep up. He was cute."
1958 Studebaker Scotsman
She: "It's called Scotsman because it's cheap!"
He: "That's racist."
He: "That's racist."
1958 Studebaker Scotsman
Car: "Aye, lassie, me kilt be plain, but ye should see what be under it!"
1959 Studebaker
If Mike Pence were a car. 1959 Studebaker truck with exclusive Hill Holder action.
1959 Studebaker Lark
He: "Take another step back, honey!"
1959 Studebaker Lark
She: "When you get to the 1970s, would you tell ABC to cut the Fonzie crap? It's a complete fiction."
1960 Studebaker Lark
Man 1: "Where's Fredo?"
Man 2: "I thought you had him."
Man 2: "I thought you had him."
1960 Studebaker Lark
He: "You are here. You want to get to the Plymouth-Valiant dealer here."
1960 Studebaker Lark
She: "Tell me the truth. I'm in a Studebaker, aren't I?"
1961 Studebaker Hawk
One of the first symptoms of a failing brand is blurred vision.
1961 Studebaker Lark with Skytop
She: “Greetings, earthling.”
1961 Studebaker Lark with Skytop
Even after the vaccine, Mom still thought every lake, pond and swimming pool would give her polio.
1961 Studebaker Lark with Skytop
After her acceptance to Wellesley College, Hillary Rodham gave thanks to mighty Ra!
1962 Studebaker Hawk GT
She: “It’s like someone made the Continental into a VW kit-car.”
1963 Studebaker Avanti
He: "Don't turn around. The cactus followed us here."
1963 Studebaker Avanti
She: "Avanti? You had me at Studebaker!"
1963 Studebaker Avanti
Quite the doofus, Owen couldn't wait to try out the built-in roll bar on his new Studebaker.
1963 Studebaker Avanti
She: "The dealer asked me if I wanted the lifetime warranty, so I asked him, 'Whose lifetime, mine or Studebaker's?' He didn't laugh."
1963 Studebaker Avanti
She: "Henry, if we don't leave this party right now I swear I'll die of boredom right where I stand."
1963 Studebaker Avanti
She: "My last car was a Franklin. Frankly, Studebaker's water-cooled engine is more trouble than it's worth."
1963 Studebaker Cruiser
She: "Never invite Ambassador Thorn and his family to church again."
1963 Studebaker GT Hawk
She: “Why didn’t I buy the T-bird?”
1963 Studebaker Lark
She: "Just when I thought this date couldn't get any worse. You drive a Lark!"
1963 Studebaker Lark Wagonaire
Mom: "Gretel, take Hansel for a walk in the woods while Dad and I finish packing."
1965 Studebaker Commander
She: "How did we end up with two Studebakers?"
He: "I think we're in a 'Twilight Zone' episode."
She: "I hope it's not the one where it's a cookbook!"
He: "I think we're in a 'Twilight Zone' episode."
She: "I hope it's not the one where it's a cookbook!"
1965 Studebaker Wagonaire
It was Suffocate a Dolphin day at Camp Exxon!
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