Push buttons to drive and reverse through years.
1932 Oldsmobile
Grandma and Grandpa built their wealth one funeral at a time.
1934 Oldsmobile Eight
Little girl: "Look, Mommy! The last, living Thylacinus cynocephalus followed me home!"
Mother: "Hush, Tina! Our neighbors got an Oldsmobile."
Mother: "Hush, Tina! Our neighbors got an Oldsmobile."
1934 Oldsmobile hearse by Cunningham
If Jack Kevorkian were a car.
1935 Oldsmobile Eight
He: "Who's flying the plane?"
She: "Amelia Earhart. I told her to get lost."
1935 Oldsmobile Eight
She: "Oh, it has everything, alright, including dry rot and termites!"
1935 Oldsmobile Eight
She: "An al-steel top is no substitute for all-steel construction!"
He: "Doesn't matter; It's better to look good than to be good!"
He: "Doesn't matter; It's better to look good than to be good!"
1935 Oldsmobile Eight
Doorman: "Eyes wide shut? I'll park the car!"
1935 Oldsmobile Eight
Captain: "You're in luck! We have a connecting flight on the 'Hindenburg'."
1935 Oldsmobile Six
He: "What are we going to do for firewood?"
He: "We'll break a piece off the Oldsmobile."
He: "We'll break a piece off the Oldsmobile."
1935 Oldsmobile Six
She: "No, I won't go for a ride, Mabel. What if an elephant tries to sit on the car?"
1935 Oldsmobile Six
She: "Where are you two off to?"
He: "Provincetown."
He: "Provincetown."
1935 Oldsmobile Six
She: "I'm glad you've taken up golf, Gerald. Perhaps you'll find your balls."
1935 Oldsmobile Six
Cop: "That's odd. I thought Philip Marlow drove a Plymouth."
1936 Oldsmobile Eight
She: "TSA won't let me on the plane!"
He: "Why not?"
She: "Apparently, I tweeted something positive about Trump in 2007!"
He: "Why not?"
She: "Apparently, I tweeted something positive about Trump in 2007!"
1936 Oldsmobile Eight
Little girl: "Help me, mister! My parents are Netflix subscribers!"
1936 Oldsmobile Six
He: "Nice Chrysler!"
Karen: "Actually, it's a Buick."
Driver: "It's an Olds, dammit!"
Karen: "Actually, it's a Buick."
Driver: "It's an Olds, dammit!"
1939 Oldsmobile
She: "Does it have coronavirus, too? Maybe it should be wearing a mask?"
1946 Oldsmobile
She: "Nice car! What's it called?"
Driver: "Eeyore."
Driver: "Eeyore."
1947 Oldsmobile 98
She: “Never trust Oldsmobile buyers who order Hydramatic. They’re shiftless.”
1948 Oldsmobile Dynamic Series 60
She: "Look, those weirdos bought a Kaiser!"
1951 Oldsmobile
"Still think my bomb shelter was a waste of money?"
"Shut up and drive faster, Henry!"
"Shut up and drive faster, Henry!"
1951 Oldsmobile 98
She: “I love it when we pass a Packard.”
1951 Oldsmobile Super 88 Deluxe
Sylvia's smug grin betrayed the fact that she, not the Soviets, launched the first artificial satellite into space.
1952 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight
She: "Did you remember to turn off the rocket?"
1952 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight Holiday
She: "The neighborhood hasn't been the same since Wernher von Braun moved in."
1953 Oldsmobile 98
Being Manhattanites from the future, Mia and Archie blew their time-traveler cover when they mistook an Oldsmobile for a two-bedroom apartment.
1954 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight
She: "Welcome to the Fifties! We get a lot of newcomers from the 21st Century."
1955 Oldsmobile
Luckily, the SPCA stopped Mrs. Xi Jinping before she grabbed a quick bite for lunch.
1955 Oldsmobile 98 Holiday
That the Russians had nuked Jane Russell was one of the most closely guarded secrets of the Cold War.
1956 Oldsmobile
Barbara lost the lottery to ride the rocket to planet Zyra. She put on her best, pink strapless, fired up the Olds, and waited in style for worlds to collide.
1957 Oldsmobile 88 Holiday
No one noticed Jackie throw out her back. Marilyn was telling that story again about how she spilled calamine lotion all over Tom Ewell on the set of The Seven Year Itch.
1957 Oldsmobile Starfire 98 Holiday
He: "So I catch Frank Lloyd Wright at a bar in Milwaukee with some dame. I says, 'Hey, Frankie! Who's that, your prairie home companion?' Then he threw a drink in my face."
1957 Oldsmobile Super 88 Holiday
He: “This golf course sure is posh. At my country club, the golf carts are Studebakers.”
1958 Oldsmobile
She: "I think we're entering a blue state."
He: "Roll up your window."
He: "Roll up your window."
1958 Oldsmobile 88 Holiday
She: "What keeps it up?"
He: "Oldsmobility."
He: "Oldsmobility."
1958 Oldsmobile 98
She: "I'm sorry, John. I don't believe in Oldsmobility. I'm a Chryslerist."
1958 Oldsmobile 98
He: "Come away with me, Lucile."
She: "Listen, I'm not riding your merry Oldsmobile until I see a ring."
She: "Listen, I'm not riding your merry Oldsmobile until I see a ring."
1958 Oldsmobile 98
She: "No, this isn't romantic, Brad. It's cheap."
1958 Oldsmobile 98 Holiday
Ticket guy: "It takes nerve to drive a pink car, fella."
Fella: "It takes Oldsmobility. Besides, it's not pink. It's Canyon Glow Polychromatic."
Fella: "It takes Oldsmobility. Besides, it's not pink. It's Canyon Glow Polychromatic."
1958 Oldsmobile 98 Holiday
He: "Sorry, old man, You've found the secret behind Oldsmobility. Corporate policy says we have to kill you."
1958 Oldsmobile 98 Holiday
She: "Why did you buy a car with a musical staff on the side?"
He: "I thought it would help me score."
He: "I thought it would help me score."
1958 Oldsmobile Dynamic 88
He: "Has anybody told you that you look like Kim Novak?"
She: "Has anybody told you that you look like Charles Van Doren?"
She: "Has anybody told you that you look like Charles Van Doren?"
1958 Oldsmobile Dynamic 88
Miss Patti Page: "I couldn't carry a tune until I found Oldsmobility!"
1958 Oldsmobile Rocket V8 engine
At last, Victor harnessed the power of Oldsmobility. Now his time machine could bring back TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000!
1958 Oldsmobile Super 88
Passenger: "Sharon, you're driving like a maniac!"
Sharon: "Isn't it great? I'm a new woman since I discovered Oldsmobility!"
Sharon: "Isn't it great? I'm a new woman since I discovered Oldsmobility!"
1958 Oldsmobile Super 88 Holiday
He: "I have bad news, Mr. Jones. We hit ancient indian remains while digging the septic tank and now a shaman spirit is occupying your breakfast nook."
1959 Oldsmobile 98
He: "Look at Claude. He bought an Edsel!"
1960 Oldsmobile 98 Holiday
In the original script for The Stepford Wives, Kathrine Ross escapes Stepford in a 1960 Oldsmobile 98.
1960 Oldsmobile 98 Holiday
Blame Trader Vic's Mai Tais or Oldsmobile styling. Either way, Shelia refused to enter Ted's 98.
1960 Oldsmobile Super 88 Holiday
She: "Hello, Pat, Richard. You can't come in. Alger Hiss is here."
1961 Oldsmobile 98
They (singing): "With the lights out, it's less dangerous!
Here we are, now! Entertain us! I feel stupid, and contagious!"
1961 Oldsmobile 98
Boy: “Ford called. They want their taillights back.”
1961 Oldsmobile Dynamic 88
She: "We stayed too long at the Marina Abramovic exhibit. I hope the Castevets won't mind that we're late for dinner."
1961 Oldsmobile Dynamic 88 Fiesta
She: "How does the other half live, Ronnie?"
He: "In sad, foreign cars, Nancy."
He: "In sad, foreign cars, Nancy."
1961 Oldsmobile F-85
Grandpa: "Quit your whining. When I was your age, mosquitoes were the size of chickens and I'd already had malaria twice!"
1961 Oldsmobile Starfire
#BestWaysToEndAnArgument: Repeatedly drive into oncoming traffic until she agrees with you.
1962 Oldsmobile 98
She: "You know I don't like it when we take the Olds into the city. I feel like we're going to get beat up by a New Yorker."
1963 Oldsmobile Starfire
She: "What will the future be like?"
He: "We'll be driving Oldsmobiles on the Moon!"
He: "We'll be driving Oldsmobiles on the Moon!"
1963 Oldsmobile Starfire
She: "Look, Honey! World War 3 broke out."
1964 Oldsmobile Cutlass F-85
She: "I think we've crashed the set of John Ford's new film."
1966 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight
Car: "Think of me as the respectable Cadillac."
1966 Oldsmobile Toronado
Car: "I made front-wheel-drive cool, and you threw it all away!"
1966 Oldsmobile Vista-Cruiser
Susan was quite the catch! She came with two kids and a station wagon as standard equipment.
1967 Oldsmobile 442
What Mary Poppins did in her spare time was her own business.
1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 Holiday
She: "Dammit, I've been drafted!"
1967 Oldsmobile Toronado
Sylvia never gave up on mink coats or V8 engines. Be like Sylvia.
1968 Oldsmobile 442
She: "What has America ever done for me?"
1968 Oldsmobile 98
She: "Stop hitting your brother or so help me I'll turn this car around and nobody goes to the cocktail party!"
1968 Oldsmobile Toronado
He: "What's good for General Motors is good for America. At least that's what my loan officer said."
1970 Oldsmobile 442
He: "This is how often you'll have to stop for gas between home and the Piggly Wiggly."
1970 Oldsmobile 442
Dr. Oldsmobile: "My race theory? Go with a four-barrel, a four-speed, and dual exhausts."
1970 Oldsmobile 98
He: "I lost my job today to a Hewlett-Packard HP-65 calculator."
1970 Oldsmobile Cutlass S
She: "I was drowning in the secretarial pool, so I married the IBM rep."
1970 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme
He: "Leaded premium enhances the dining experience."
1970 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Custom
He: "Pelosi should've come to me."
1970 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale
Clark Kent: "I got tired of the Superman gig, so I started a franchise."
1970 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight
She: “I’m having second thoughts about burgling Colonel Sanders.”
1970 Oldsmobile Toronado
He: "I got fired for making pornographic punch cards."
1970 Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser
As young Steve Jobs rode home from the worst summer vacation in all history, he resolved to create a device that allows anyone to ignore parents, siblings and first cousins.
1971 Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser and Cruiser
The parents decided. Yes, they would put the kids on a slow boat to China. Little Tommy and Tina would be first to go.
1972 Oldsmobile 98
It was the strangest thing. No one here ever heard of Philip Morris.
1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme
He: "My great grandfather died serving the Union Army at the Battle of Chickamauga."
She: "My great grandfather escaped from pogroms in Czarist Russia."
She: "My great grandfather escaped from pogroms in Czarist Russia."
1972 Oldsmobile Toronado
Stan was o.k. with Marcia taking flying lessons until she barfed in the Toronado. Sometimes, you DO want a car with a drive tunnel.
1973 Oldsmobile Cutlas Supreme
Car: "Sure, you could buy a Datsun, but, sheesus, why would you?"
1973 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon
Fred couldn't take a hint. No matter how many times he asked, Rapunzel would NOT let down her hair.
1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88
Dad: "Remember when Mom told you to clean your room, and you said you were gonna run away and be a cowboy? Well, we're holdin' ya to it."
1973 Oldsmobile Omega
Peter and Bridgette never saw the "crying indian" commercial.
1973 Oldsmobile Toronado
A voice said to Roger, "Take the long way home."
1974 Oldsmobile 88
Clarice Starling, the formative year.
1974 Oldsmobile 98
After the Sexual Revolution in the Sixties, some prostitutes in the Seventies offered complimentary donuts to attract new business.
1974 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser
Timmy discovered that Mom and Dad had lied about Sparky running away.
1974 Oldsmobile Omega
She: "What's playing at the drive-in tonight?"
He: "The Towering Inferno, It's Alive, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
She: "I think Hollywood hates us."
He: "The Towering Inferno, It's Alive, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
She: "I think Hollywood hates us."
1975 Oldsmobile Custom Vista Cruiser
Everybody was kung fu fighting. Maybe it was judo. Whatever, everybody got pizza afterwards.
1975 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon
"The Divorce Boat"
1975 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme
Only later did Fergus MacTavish realize that he was the Wicker Man.
1975 Oldsmobile Delta 88
If "Teachers Lounge" were an upholstery choice.
1976 Oldsmobile Regency 98
Valet: "You and your sport jacket are never welcome here again."
1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
The Blue Lagoon was a lot more civilized than people knew.
1977 Oldsmobile Omega SX
Being a Bee Gee wasn’t all glamour.
1977 Oldsmobile Toronado Brougham
In September of 1977, it rained Billy Beer for 40 days and 40 nights in Bethesda, Maryland.
1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass Calais
No one was more grateful than Brad when CBS finally cancelled 'Maude'."
1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass Calais
Being legally blind didn't stop Steve from enjoying Oldsmobility.
1983 Oldsmobile Omega
It was a great family reunion until zombie Grandpa bit Grandma.
1983 Oldsmobile Toronado Brougham
He: "Dammit! It's the Eighties already!"
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera Brougham
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