1930 Lincoln brougham by Brunn
She: "Lincoln is the best Model A that money can buy."
1939 Lincoln Zephyr
Car: “Is it just me, or does anyone else find Charlie McCarthy really annoying?”
Trees: “Yes!”
Trees: “Yes!”
1939 Lincoln Zephyr
Car: “I never would have graduated high school if I hadn’t sat behind a Chrysler Airflow.”
1940 Lincoln Zephyr
She: "Didn't the Chrysler Airflow already do all this but with a decent suspension and without overheating?"
1941 Lincoln Zephyr
Children: "Halt, you white-supremacist, capitalist pigs!"
1941 Lincoln Zephyr
She: "Oh, Henry! How romantic of you to stop at the beach."
He: "Easy, there Esther. I stopped because the engine is overheating - again."
He: "Easy, there Esther. I stopped because the engine is overheating - again."
1946 Lincoln
Car: "I've put on a little weight since the war."
1949 Lincoln Cosmopolitan
He: "You should have told me your father was a Dixiecrat before I bought the Lincoln."
1950 Lincoln Cosmopolitan
She: “Is it wrong for registered Democrats to drive Lincolns?”
1950 Lincoln Cosmopolitan
Car: “I’m so ashamed. I ate two Crosleys and a Rambler.”
1951 Lincoln Cosmopolitan
She: "You should have bought the DeSoto. We'd have normal headlights and all the grille teeth."
1954 Lincoln Capri
She: "I don't care how 'modern' it is. Look what it's doing to my floor!"
1954 Lincoln Capri
He: "What do you want to do tonight?"
She: "Let's protest adding 'under God' to the Pledge of Allegiance!"
She: "Let's protest adding 'under God' to the Pledge of Allegiance!"
1955 Lincoln Capri
Anticipating the Seventies, Ford Motor Company included a Boogie Wonderland with every 1955 Lincoln.
1955 Lincoln Capri
She: "I'm sorry, Chad. I've looked at all the angles, and I still think you bought a counterfeit Plymouth."
1955 Lincoln Capri
She: "I wonder what Jack LaLanne is doing right now?"
1955 Lincoln Capri
She: "Damn them and their green-light privilege!"
1956 Lincoln Premiere
Rachel Carson held strange notions of how to protect the environment.
1956 Lincoln Premiere
She: "Waiter! One Bloody Mary to go."
1956 Lincoln Premiere
She: "Nice '55 Plymouth!"
1956 Lincoln Premiere
Eve White managed to maintain one personality long enough to fool Dr. Luther and reenter society.
1956 Lincoln Premiere
Car: "I wanted to be a Packard."
1956 Lincoln Premiere
She: "This better be a pink Cadillac!"
1957 Lincoln
This is the day when Cool Hand Luke's mother had enough.
1957 Lincoln Premier Landau
Every garbage night, Franklin and Isabel prowled suburban neighborhoods to steal people's recycling.
1957 Lincoln Premiere
She: "Wait a minute! These aren't brushes and you are NOT a Fuller Brush man!"
1957 Lincoln Premiere
She: "Are you sure it's a '57? It looks like it should be a '56."
He: "I'm sure. The '56 is the one that looks like it should be a '55."
He: "I'm sure. The '56 is the one that looks like it should be a '55."
1957 Lincoln Premiere Landau
She: "This was the best senior prom ever! No one broke a hip."
1958 Lincoln Premiere
She: "Happy birthday, honey! I bought you a Lincoln."
He: "You know I have OCD. Are you trying to kill me?"
He: "You know I have OCD. Are you trying to kill me?"
1958 Lincoln Premiere
She: "Kneel before the Queen of Narnia!"
He: "Give it a rest, Karen. It's just February in Ohio."
He: "Give it a rest, Karen. It's just February in Ohio."
1958 Lincoln Premiere
She: "No thanks. I'll stay on the MoPar side of the star gate."
1958 Lincoln Premiere
Car: "Come closer, Clarice."
1958 Lincoln Premiere Landau
The Smith family is denied passage aboard the S. S. United States because their Lincoln would cause a list to port.
1959 Lincoln
#FridayThoughts The 1959 Lincoln is to automobiles as "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is to cinema.
1959 Lincoln
Stella was the most vicious contestant in the history of Project Runway. She always grabbed the good stuff first at Mood.
1959 Lincoln Premiere
Nancy knew it was her imagination, but every time she rode in Bob's turquoise Lincoln she smelled chlorine and wet flip-flops.
1959 Lincoln Premiere Landau
General Carlos Romulo: "We have islands in the Philippines smaller than this."
1960 Lincoln Continental
Man center: "Don't turn around. It's Kitty Carlisle. She just got out of jail for hitting Dorothy Kilgallen with a boiled lobster at the 21 Club."
1961 Lincoln Contiental
She: "Are you sure about this Lincoln, John? I feel naked driving without tailfins."
He: "Dammit, Helen! Do you HAVE to ruin everything?"
He: "Dammit, Helen! Do you HAVE to ruin everything?"
1961 Lincoln Continenal
Today was Sylvia Plath's first day away from the sanitarium. Everything felt fresh, new and exciting. Then she stepped in dog poop.
1961 Lincoln Continental
She: “In sixty years, there will be people who’ll think you’re a bastard just for lighting a cigarette.”
He: “Thanks to booze, broads, and bennies, I’ll never meet those people.”
He: “Thanks to booze, broads, and bennies, I’ll never meet those people.”
1961 Lincoln Continental
He: "Dang it, honey! How many times do I have to tell you? A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
1961 Lincoln Continental
She: "What are you thinking?"
He: "I'm wondering what dumbass parked his car on the grass and left his dog tied to a tree."
She: "That's my car.
He: "I'm wondering what dumbass parked his car on the grass and left his dog tied to a tree."
She: "That's my car.
1961 Lincoln Continental
Glasses: "Sure, Fred, your assembly quality is outstanding, but the build order was for an F-100 pickup.
1961 Lincoln Continental
Gloria loved to go topless, especially with friends. That's why she chose Lincoln, the only four-door convertible in the luxury car class.
1961 Lincoln Continental
Daughter: “What did Lincoln do, Mommy?”
Mother: “It emancipated us from tail fins.”
Mother: “It emancipated us from tail fins.”
1962 Lincoln Continental
Car: "I have an inexplicable fear of gold bullion and mobsters."
1963 Lincoln Continental
Boy: "That Jeffery Epstein kid is a weirdo! He tried to pimp out Susie!"
1964 Lincoln Continental
He: "I told you, I drive a Continental, not a Comet!"
Valet: "But, sir, this IS your Continental."
He: "Don't sass me, kid."
Valet: "But, sir, this IS your Continental."
He: "Don't sass me, kid."
1964 Lincoln Continental
Upstairs: "Dude, Rapunzel is taken!"
1964 Lincoln Continental
Peggy: "Dammit, Don, I'm a copywriter not your personal shopper!"
1964 Lincoln Continental
They: "Good-bye! Have a great life in Alaska! You're smart to leave Seattle now!"
1964 Lincoln Continental
She: "How dare you."
1964 Lincoln Continental
"Siri, play 'Black Betty' by Ram Jam."
1964 Lincoln Continental
She: "How do you like my new hat?"
He: "You look like the bride of Frankenstein."
She: "Take the hint, Frankie."
He: "You look like the bride of Frankenstein."
She: "Take the hint, Frankie."
1966 Lincoln Continental
Nothing made Brenda happier than a really good funeral.
1968 Lincoln Continental
This was the day when Billy's step-mother had enough.
1968 Lincoln Continental
He: "It's time you understood, Katherine. Our son is the anti-Christ."
1968 Lincoln Continental Mark III
The 2019 Bentley Bentayga may be pimping, but it is not 1968 Lincoln Continental Mark III pimping.
1969 Lincoln Continental
He: "I like grass."
1969 Lincoln Continental Mark III
The Lincoln: about $7,000. A Triple A membership: PRICELESS.
1970 Lincoln Continental
She: "He coughed."
1970 Lincoln Continental
Cynthia had a great childhood until her dad tried that DIY safari vacation.
1970 Lincoln Continental Mark III
She: "I'm not social distancing. I'm social climbing."
1971 Lincoln Continental
He: "I like to do things by the book - Anton LeVay's book."
1971 Lincoln Continental
"Now with exclusive Shag-Traction!"
1971 Lincoln Continental
He: "I see you're a dog owner. Do you have room in your heart for a dog-faced, pony soldier?"
1971 Lincoln Continental Mark III
He: "Sheesus, Jeffery, stop taking pictures! What part of 'hide the body' don't you understand?"
1972 Lincoln Continental
In defiance of #NationalUnderwearDay, Bob went commando.
1972 Lincoln Continental Mark IV
He: "Civility is the mask I wear."
1973 Lincoln Continental
Unbeknownst to Commissioner McMillan, San Francisco's most prestigious florist is about to kidnap Sally, who has just discovered that the petal pusher is also the city's biggest drug dealer.
1973 Lincoln Continental Mark IV
Boy: "Are you my mommy?"
Woman: "Beat it, kid. You'll blow my cover and queer the deal."
Woman: "Beat it, kid. You'll blow my cover and queer the deal."
1975 Lincoln Continental Mark V
She: “Am I dead?”
He: “No, it’s only sticker shock.”
He: “No, it’s only sticker shock.”
1977 Lincoln Continental
Dr. Schmidt, a practicing proctologist, suddenly realized where his watch must be.
1977 Lincoln Continental Mark V
During that forbidden night long ago, Tony and Rock swore that they would never see each other again. Now, as if by fate and without warning, their eyes had met. The chemistry was still there.
1977 Lincoln Continental Mark V
He: "C'mon on now, who are you: Miss Hathaway or Mark Hamil?"
1977 Lincoln Continental Mark V
She: "Let me help you across the street, sir!"
He: "I'm only 45."
She: "Sorry, the Lincoln makes you look much older."
He: "I'm only 45."
She: "Sorry, the Lincoln makes you look much older."
1977 Lincoln Continental Mark V Pucci Edition
If "I Have No Kids, No Pets, and No Hobbies" were an upholstery choice.
1977 Lincoln Town Car
She: Thank you, Sam. You're like the son I never had."
He: "That's what all my victims say."
She: "What?"
He: "That's what all my victims say."
She: "What?"
1978 Lincoln Continental Town Coupe
After a hard day volunteering at the museum gift shop, Helen found an Etruscan middle finger stuffed rudely in her handbag.
1978 Lincoln Continental Town Coupe
Sebastien Venable only became a ruby coach because he misread the rule book. He thought it said half-time cuddle, not huddle.
1979 Lincoln Continental
It took twenty years, but Lucy Van Pelt finally got what she wanted for Christmas — real estate.
1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V
She: "Wait a minute. This date isn't some kind of Mayan sacrifice, is it?"
He: "No, you're thinking of Aztek owners."
He: "No, you're thinking of Aztek owners."
1979 Lincoln Continental Town Car
She: "I was given to understand that Snoopy would be our pilot."
1979 Lincoln Continental WIlliamsburg Town Car
He: "I guess I had one martini too many."
She: "You're doing fine, Mr. McConaughey. One more step and you'll be safely behind the wheel."
She: "You're doing fine, Mr. McConaughey. One more step and you'll be safely behind the wheel."
1979 Lincoln Verseilles
She: "I didn't expect Ted Danson to drive a Granada."
He: "It's a Lincoln Versailles and I'm Cameron Mitchell."
He: "It's a Lincoln Versailles and I'm Cameron Mitchell."
1980 Lincoln Continental
He: "I'm not wearing any pants."
1980 Lincoln Versailles
Patsy Stone in a rare moment without Eddy.
1981 Lincoln Continental Mark VI
Chassis by Lincoln. Body by Lego.
1981 Lincoln Signature Series
Few gamers realize that Lincoln-Mercury Division invented Tetris.
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