Push buttons to drive and reverse through years.
1955 Imperial
She: "Thanks for picking me up, but why did you park way out here?"
He: "The bomb I planted didn't go off as planned."
He: "The bomb I planted didn't go off as planned."
1955 Imperial
She: "In the Cadillac ads, the girls get jewels."
He: "But honey, you're my hole-in-one!"
She: "Mother was right. You're disgusting."
He: "But honey, you're my hole-in-one!"
She: "Mother was right. You're disgusting."
1955 Imperial Newport
She: "Ya know, it wouldn't have killed you to park closer to the hotel."
1955 Imperial Newport
She: "You're colorblind, aren't you?"
1955 Imperial Newport
"Oh, Bob, someday I hope that Chryslers are the size of caviar tins and built in France."
1956 Imperial
Today, the garden club would feel the wrath of Isabella Schmidt, chairwoman of the nominating committee.
1956 Imperial Southampton
Car: “Do these taillights make my butt look big.”
1956 Imperial Southampton
It was the strangest thing. Ever since Fred bought the Imperial, young women needed rides everywhere.
1957 Imperial Crown
Officer: "How was shore leave, sir?"
Admiral: "I bought an Imperial and filled it with dames."
Admiral: "I bought an Imperial and filled it with dames."
1957 Imperial Crown Southampton
And now it's springtime for Chrysler and Imperial!
1957 Imperial Custom
He: "If only there were a way for a sedan to actually be a coupe."
She: "Don't talk that way, dear. It's the Fifties. We still have good sense."
She: "Don't talk that way, dear. It's the Fifties. We still have good sense."
1957 Imperial Custom Southampton
Car: "Sport utility is for peasants."
1957 Imperial Custom Southampton
She: "Look, Margaret Rockefeller stole my purse, but I got it back!"
He: "Congratulations, that's social justice!"
He: "Congratulations, that's social justice!"
1957 Imperial LeBaron
"Take a last look at the place, James. Sherman will burn it for sure."
1958 Imperial Crown
She: "Dammit! I forgot my purse."
1958 Imperial Crown
This was the night when Dr. No decided to leave pediatrics and become a super villain.
1958 Imperial Crown
He: "I'm your boogie man. That's what I am."
1958 Imperial Crown Southampton
Since Ester bought an Imperial, the crops grew better than ever before.
1958 Imperial Crown Southampton
He: "Say 'I Do!' to the Forward Look."
1958 Imperial Custom Southampton
He: "The name's Dandy, Yankee Doodle Dandy."
1958 Imperial Custom Southampton
Gown by Dior. Car by Imperial. Photography by Leni Riefenstahl.
1958 Imperial LeBaron
Suddenly, Sylvia knew what she wanted to do with her life. Greenpeace.
1958 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
She: "If I said you had a beautiful car, would you hold it against me?"
He: "FINALLY!"
He: "FINALLY!"
1959 Imperial Crown
“Yes, Milburn, the acceleration is amazing. Now stop it. I think we’re passing ourselves.”
1959 Imperial Crown Southampton
She: "Welcome to Tara, Captain Butler."
He: "Well, hot damn!"
He: "Well, hot damn!"
1959 Imperial Crown Southampton
For #NationalBoyfriendDay Sheila decided to catch her boyfriend cheating with Brenda.
1959 Imperial Crown Southampton
He: "What are you doing out here, honey?"
She: "Listening to my 413."
She: "Listening to my 413."
1959 Imperial Crown Southampton
She: "You know, the 1959 Imperial is to the 1959 Lincoln as a pinch bottle of Haig & Haig is to a can of Rheingold."
1959 Imperial Custom
Older and wiser, Red Riding Hood married the wolf and inherited Grandmother's house.
1959 Imperial Custom Southampton
She: "Congratulations, Jeffery. Today you're the fox. I'll be driving my Imperial, so I suggest you take a head start."
1959 Imperial LeBaron
He: "Maybe a movie will cheer us up. 'On the Beach' is playing at the New Astor."
1959 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
She: "Beautiful color. What is it called?"
He: "Blood of the Innocent Metallic."
He: "Blood of the Innocent Metallic."
1959 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
She: "Isn't it great? Every time we go for a ride, I feel like we should invade Poland!"
1959 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
She: "Who parked on my red carpet?"
He: "Donald Trump, ma'am."
He: "Donald Trump, ma'am."
1960 Imperial
Betty wasn't scared until she realized that the obscene calls were coming from the trunk.
1960 Imperial
Kitty Carlisle: "What's my line? Imperial, of course."
1960 Imperial
When asked her opinion about Dress Barn closing, Heidi Klum just glared and said, "You're out."
1960 Imperial
Fred and Gary, two guys working the line at Chrysler's Warren Avenue assembly plant, picked Mondays to identify as international super models.
1960 Imperial
Shocked and offended, Edith blurted, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."
1960 Imperial
She: "Donna? It's Betty. I can see paradise by the dashboard light.”
1960 Imperial Crown
He: "This is the most damned inconvenient car wash I've ever seen."
She: "It's the pool at the Hilton, Harry."
She: "It's the pool at the Hilton, Harry."
1960 Imperial Crown Southampton
She: "So, when you take the bull by the horns, what sound do they make?"
1960 Imperial Custom Southampton
He: "You're not my beautiful wife."
She: "Yeah, it's not your beautiful house either."
She: "Yeah, it's not your beautiful house either."
1960 Imperial LeBaron
He: "Dear Santa, I want four more years of a Republican presidency, a free Cuba, and a Barbie doll."
1960 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
To say that the UAW's demands became extravagant would be an understatement.
1960 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
Beverly Hills can't forget the day Milburn threw out Margaret.
1960 Imperial LeBaron Southampton Psycho
He: "I'm sorry, Bill. I shouldn't have taken you to see 'Psycho'."
1961 Imperial Crown
He: "My daughter said we needed to live green, so I bought this."
1961 Imperial Crown Southampton
Father of the Bride: "It's time for you kids to get in the car. Brenda and Sheila are beating the crap out of each other behind the chapel."
1961 Imperial Crown Southampton
Bridesmaid 1: "She threw the bouquet to me, Sheila."
Bridesmaid 2: "I caught it fair and square, Brenda."
Bridesmaid 2: "I caught it fair and square, Brenda."
1961 Imperial Crown Southampton
She: “The military-industrial complex? Never heard of it.”
1961 Imperial Crown Southampton
The failure of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to nominate Miss Debbie Reynolds for her performance in "The Rat Race" resulted in the worst red carpet massacre in Oscar history.
1961 Imperial Crown Southampton
“Darling, I think it's time you quit the garden club.”
“Why?”
“You have a flower pot on your head and you passed out in Mrs. Harrison's tulip bed.”
“Why?”
“You have a flower pot on your head and you passed out in Mrs. Harrison's tulip bed.”
1961 Imperial Crown Southampton
Mrs. Slocum had a lovely pussy.
1961 Imperial Custom Southampton
The US Navy expands its fleet with two 1961 Imperials.
1961 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
He: "Careful, darling. Don't slip on the Benjamins."
1961 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
She: "Thanks for the 'A' professor."
He: "Not now, Susan."
He: "Not now, Susan."
1961 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
No one was more surprised than Fred himself when he sucker punched Nelson Rockefeller.
1962 Imperial Concept
She: "Go get help, Fifi! Mommy's stuck in a design dilemma!"
1962 Imperial Crown Southampton
He: "Where the hell's Kennedy? I've got Khrushchev in the trunk."
1962 Imperial Crown Southampton
He: "Dammit! I left my monocle in the toilet."
1962 Imperial Crown Southampton
Mr. & Mrs. Bagans thought their pre-owned Imperial was a bargain until the paranormal activity began.
1962 Imperial Crown Southampton
Chief Justice Warren suddenly realized he wasn't wearing his legal briefs.
1962 Imperial Crown Southampton
She: "What are you waiting for?"
He: "I think that Bug is a coronavirus."
He: "I think that Bug is a coronavirus."
1962 Imperial Custom Southampton
Man: "Sheesus, Frank. Put on some real pants."
1962 Imperial LeBaron Southampton
She: "You're cruel, Virgil. I wasn't ready to say goodbye to tail fins."
1963 Imperial
Color Kate impressed!
1963 Imperial Crown
"Congratulations, Mr. Madoff! You now own 10 percent of "Springtime for Hitler!"
1963 Imperial Crown
Marsha and John always found ways to keep their marriage fresh.
1963 Imperial LeBaron
She: "I can't believe you bought the one without gunsight tailights."
1964 Imperial Crown
She: "Has anyone noticed us yet?"
He: "Just the guy screaming on the lawn tractor."
He: "Just the guy screaming on the lawn tractor."
1964 Imperial Crown
Car: "I set a very high topless bar."
1964 Imperial LeBaron
Car: "Lincoln wishes it looked this good."
1964 Imperial LeBaron
Child: "Harlot!"
1965 Imperial Crown Coupe
Car: “I like long drives, easy listening, and a roomy parking spot at the steak house.”
1965 Imperial LeBaron
Car: "When I retire from this Vatican gig, I'm gonna veg out for awhile and then become a demolition derby champion."
1966 Imperial Crown
The consensus at SPECTRE was that the meeting went especially well this week.
1966 Imperial Crown Coupe
He: "What are you doing on my property?"
She: "This is really embarrassing. Twitter told me that it's #ManCrushMonday, and, well, never mind."
She: "This is really embarrassing. Twitter told me that it's #ManCrushMonday, and, well, never mind."
1966 Imperial Crown Coupe
He: "Hi, sweetheart. Whose car is that?"
She: "The plumber."
She: "The plumber."
1966 Imperial Crown Coupe
He: "Dammit, Gloria Steinem! Can't you just get in a car like a lady without racing for the door?"
1966 Imperial LeBaron
She: "Sir, you forgot your man bag!"
He: "It's a briefcase, Miss Remington. A briefcase."
He: "It's a briefcase, Miss Remington. A briefcase."
1967 Imperial Crown
Rider: "Listen, this ain't Tarryton. It's Marlboro Country."
1967 Imperial Crown
#Mondaythoughts. Never loan a '67 Imperial to Lee Marvin.
1967 Imperial Crown Coupe
She: "Who was that masked man?"
They: "Lyndon Johnson's proctologist."
They: "Lyndon Johnson's proctologist."
1967 Imperial LeBaron
He: "You should date me. I look like Martin Landau."
She: "Consider your mission impossible."
She: "Consider your mission impossible."
1967 Imperial Sedan
Susan's scallops suddenly turned on her.
1967 Imperial Sedan
He: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
She: "Carefull. My husband is a Chrysler engineer and I've undergone a 7-step rustproofing."
She: "Carefull. My husband is a Chrysler engineer and I've undergone a 7-step rustproofing."
1968 Imperial Crown
She: "Someday, a presidential candidate will promise to mandate masks."
He: "Won't that make it hard to recognize Batman?"
He: "Won't that make it hard to recognize Batman?"
1968 Imperial Crown
She: "I'm a vegetarian."
Off camera: "But your seats are leather!"
She: "It's OK. I'm not going to eat them."
Off camera: "But your seats are leather!"
She: "It's OK. I'm not going to eat them."
1968 Imperial Crown
He: "I've got a gun, an Imperial, and a zombie apocalypse. This is the best birthday ever!"
1968 Imperial Crown
This is the day when Dad told Timmy that, according to terms of the car loan, Timmy had to go live at the First National Bank.
1968 Imperial Crown
She: “Is that the stargate from ‘2001’?”
He: “No, dear. You ate a bad clam at Howard Johnson’s.”
He: “No, dear. You ate a bad clam at Howard Johnson’s.”
1968 Imperial Crown
She: "I wonder if Pat Nixon covers her mouth when she coughs."
1968 Imperial Crown Coupe
She: "I want to talk to you about your driving habits. Why not get a Jeep?"
He: "Sheesus, Sheila! Were you raised in a barn?"
He: "Sheesus, Sheila! Were you raised in a barn?"
1968 Imperial Crown leather bucket seats
Bernadette tried to explain her leather seat fetish to fashionable friends, but she just couldn't.
1969 Imperial Crown
"Just one word, Benjamin. Plastics."
1969 Imperial LeBaron
Car: “Your Tesla has a frunk? That’s cute!”
1969 Imperial LeBaron
Car: "Please have your boarding pass ready."
1969 Imperial LeBaron
She: "The world's a nicer place in my Imperial."
1970 Imperial LeBaron
He: "Look at the rabble struggling with their Cadillacs and Lincolns."
1971 Imperial LeBaron
Car: "Dear 21st Century, you're doing it wrong."
1971 Imperial LeBaron
Ahoy, there! Did you know that the 1971 Imperial offered the first computerized, four-wheel, anti-lock brakes ever? No skidding!
1971 Imperial LeBaron
The wine was mediocre, but the parking was fantastic.
1972 Imperial LeBaron
Governor Gretchen rides in to break up a social distancing violation.
1972 Imperial LeBaron
He: "Some hunters train their poodles to fetch birds. I train my poodles to fetch gasoline."
1972 Imperial LeBaron
You have the freedom to impress.
1972 Imperial LeBaron
Welcome to the hood.
1973 Imperial LeBaron
Even the other Children of the Corn didn't like Kamala Harris.
1973 Imperial LeBaron
Flip Wilson on his day off.
1973 Imperial LeBaron
He: "Before I met you and your trust fund, I used to just sit on the dock of the bay wastin' time."
1973 Imperial LeBaron
#HappinessBegins when you close the door.
1973 Imperial LeBaron
Imagine the patrolman's surprise when he asked, "Where's the fire, lady?"
1973 Imperial LeBaron
Just minutes before the talent portion of the Miss Universe Pageant, Miss United Kingdom found her dressing room door blocked.
1973 Imperial LeBaron
Angela Merkel was a creepy kid.
1973 Imperial LeBaron
He: "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash."
1973 Imperial LeBaron
He: "Hey, who parked this barge on top of my Fiat Sport Sypder?!"
1973 Imperial LeBaron
It's #NationalPetDay! Get outside and sit on your Imperial with your dog while your other dog fusses inside the car, scratching your expensive leather seats.
1973 Imperial LeBaron
She: "Stop! When I married you, you said you had an Imperial. You said NOTHING about a camper!"
1973 Imperial LeBaron
Car: "I am big. It's the economy that got small."
1973 Imperial LeBaron
Take heart. When God closes a door, he sometimes forgets to roll up the windows.
1974 Imperial LeBaron
After announcing a new, female lead to play 007, the Bond franchise tosses the venerable Aston Martin in favor of a 1974 Imperial LeBaron.
1974 Imperial LeBaron
Car: "I can't look. It's the Seventies."
1974 Imperial LeBaron
Car: "God, I hate wicker!"
1974 Imperial LeBaron
Car: "You've impeached Nixon and lowered the National speed limit to 55mph. Frankly, I think you've lost your minds."
1974 Imperial LeBaron
Fantasy Island wasn't the same since Mr. Roarke got engaged.
1974 Imperial LeBaron
Betty won the game of thrones. She bought a '74 Imperial.
1974 Imperial LeBaron
Make your zombie apocalypse elegant. Drive the 1974 Imperial LeBaron
1975 Imperial Crown Coupe
Sylvia suddenly realized that getting Harry out of the trunk would be harder than it was putting him in there.
1975 Imperial Crown Coupe
Bess waved down the Harbor Pilot to help park her 1975 Imperial Crown Coupe.
1975 Imperial LeBaron
Make car cushions great again!
1975 Imperial LeBaron
Car: "I'm out standing in my field."
1975 Imperial LeBaron
Unemployed since the Arab Oil Embargo, Imperial found work at the shipyard.
1975 Imperial LeBaron
Mr. & Mrs. Ghirardelli's Imperial was made of chocolatey goodness.
1981 Imperial
Car: "Remember, dahlings. It's better to look good than to feel good."
1982 Imperial
The secret life of Joan Jett.
1982 Imperial
She: "What is this thing called, love?"
He: "My Imperial."
He: "My Imperial."
1990 Imperial
Car: "If they wrote a book about my life, it would be called 'Lowered Expectations'."
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