Push buttons to drive and reverse through years.
1929 DeSoto Six
She: "Sorry to keep you waiting. Our moat sprang a leak this morning."
1929 DeSoto Six
There's still time to get your girl that Christmas present she always wanted, a 1929 DeSoto.
1929 DeSoto Six
She: "Join me for a swim?"
He: "No, thanks. I don't want to get polio."
He: "No, thanks. I don't want to get polio."
1929 DeSoto Six
She: "Way to go, Sheila. You start dressing like a man, and the next thing we know we've got transvestite story hour at the public library."
1929 DeSoto Six
She: "I'm not sure if this is what the artist intended, but that bird is about to ruin your day."
1929 DeSoto Six
Few movie buffs know that "Thelma & Louise" is a remake of the 1929 silent film "The Madcap Motoring Misadventures of Ethyl and Valvoline".
1930 DeSoto Six
She: "Is there more to life than the beach, prohibition booze, and fast cars?"
Susan: "No."
Susan: "No."
1931 DeSoto Eight
Blonde: "What an adorable dog!"
Brunette: "He belongs to my mother-in-law. I despise him."
Brunette: "He belongs to my mother-in-law. I despise him."
1933 DeSoto
He: "Hey, what kind of car is this?"
She: "Too good for you."
She: "Too good for you."
1933 DeSoto
She: "What are you hunting for today?"
He: "Automotive value!"
He: "Automotive value!"
1933 DeSoto
She: Nice house. Who designed it, Harry Potter?"
1933 DeSoto
Santa Claus: "Sheesus, you Americans! No refunds, returns or exchanges!"
1934 DeSoto Airflow
Car: “Mom?”
1934 DeSoto Airflow
Voice off camera: "Don't fall for it, ladies! He's just Tony Curtis in drag!"
1934 DeSoto Airflow
This was a hell of a time for Captain Jim to get appendicitis.
1934 DeSoto Airflow
She: "You stepped in something."
He: "You bet I did! I stepped right into the future with my new Airflow DeSoto!"
He: "You bet I did! I stepped right into the future with my new Airflow DeSoto!"
1934 DeSoto Airflow
She: "I may not be Eleanor Roosevelt, but I know a New Deal on wheels when I see it."
1934 DeSoto Airflow
Bunny and Biff were afraid to say anthing, but Fred had that maniacal grin ever since he experienced the speed and fuel economy of DeSoto's new automatic overdrive.
1934 DeSoto Airflow
Owen Skelton had a busy night ahead of him. The Fisher sisters wanted to know every thing about scientific weight distribution.
1934 DeSoto Airflow
Chrysler Executive Engineer Carl Breer always read "Little Orphan Annie" while being driven to the plant.
1935 DeSoto Airflow
She: "Embrace the new normal!"
1935 DeSoto Airflow
She: "Tell me. What's it like in the future?"
He: "Well, no one knows what sex they are, and everyone is afraid of Chinese bubble wrap."
He: "Well, no one knows what sex they are, and everyone is afraid of Chinese bubble wrap."
1935 DeSoto Airflow and 1935 Mercedes-Benz 130
If war with Germany came, thought Frank, he was pretty sure we'd win.
1935 DeSoto Airstream
He: "Sorry, I was looking for Mildred Pierce."
1936 DeSoto Airflow
Tanya Harding's great grandfather mows down the competition at the 1936 Lake Placid Cross-Country Ski Championship.
1936 DeSoto Airflow
He: “Care for a ride?”
She: “No, thanks. I’m stuck in the past.”
He: “Oh, you're a GM girl.”
She: “No, thanks. I’m stuck in the past.”
He: “Oh, you're a GM girl.”
1936 DeSoto Airstream
Attendant: “What’s your secret for great mileage, Mr. Pierce?”
Mr. Pierce: “I always use overdrive, and I make Mildred push the last three miles home.”
Mr. Pierce: “I always use overdrive, and I make Mildred push the last three miles home.”
1937 DeSoto
She: "I know you're devoted to the Pope-Hartford, but couldn't we? I want to drive without a duster and goggles like my friends do!"
1937 DeSoto
She: “Honestly, if it weren’t for the DeSoto, the yacht and his Chrysler shares, I’d divorce him.”
1938 DeSoto
Car: "Both Harvard and Yale accepted me, but I chose the College of Hard Knocks instead."
1939 DeSoto
She: "First, I'd like to thank my DeSoto for getting me where I am tonight."
1939 DeSoto
He: "Honey, does your father have a driver's license?"
She: "No. We just let him drive until he gets tired!"
She: "No. We just let him drive until he gets tired!"
1939 DeSoto
He: “Did Chiquita Banana order an Uber?”
1939 DeSoto
For the first time, Jeeves noticed the uncanny resemblance between Walt Disney and Adolf Hitler.
1939 DeSoto Custom
He: "What's Dan got that I don't?"
She: "A DeSoto."
She: "A DeSoto."
1939 DeSoto Custom
Spencer Tracy: "I got your 'strength through joy' right here, ya fascist scum."
1939 DeSoto Custom
She: "I'm Mynra Loy. I dumped William Powell and got the new DeSoto!"
1940 DeSoto
She: "One-hundred horsepower and a gearshift on the steering column. I'm living in the future!"
1940 DeSoto Custom
Front passenger: "Wow, this garden gnome really knows how to drive!"
1940 DeSoto Custom Sportsman
Car: "I'm the Fernando Lamas of automobiles."
1941 DeSoto Custom
She: "Are you sure you want to go out to eat during a pandemic?"
He: “Listen, I've survived: scarlet fever, whooping cough, measles, chicken pox, Spanish flu, your mother, and the Second Battle of the Marne. I want steak, and we're going out for steak!”
He: “Listen, I've survived: scarlet fever, whooping cough, measles, chicken pox, Spanish flu, your mother, and the Second Battle of the Marne. I want steak, and we're going out for steak!”
1942 DeSoto
Joe didn't have to take the tunnel into the city. He just liked flipping open his headlights.
1942 DeSoto Custom
She: "Tantrums like this, Jerry, are why I'm putting you up for adoption."
1942 DeSoto Custom
She: "Why are we driving on the runway?"
He: "Airfoil headlamps, baby!"
He: "Airfoil headlamps, baby!"
1942 DeSoto Custom
She: "Your world view is too idealized."
1942 DeSoto Custom
He: "Sheesus, Mary Ann, the road to your parents' place is as bleak as our marriage."
1942 DeSoto Custom
She: “What if tomorrow’s style is gray jellybeans?”
He: “That won’t happen if we win the war.”
He: “That won’t happen if we win the war.”
1942 DeSoto Custom
Car: "Sometimes, I close my eyes real hard, and I pretend that I'm a milk chocolate, amaretto opera cream and Linda Darnell wants to bite me."
1942 DeSoto wartime ad
"It's come to the government's attention that you have not gained enough weight during quarantine. You are hereby ordered to eat this cake or face criminal prosecution."
1946 DeSoto Custom
He: "Happy Thanksgiving! Did you bring the turkey?"
She: "No, your dad wouldn't come!"
She: "No, your dad wouldn't come!"
1947 DeSoto Custom
Any Thanksgiving in which Kathy got away without having to taste Aunt Elmira's Mystery Casserole was a Happy Thanksgiving.
1948 DeSoto Custom
He: "God was pretty clear about not eating from this tree."
She: "It's the holidays. I don't know another way to make an apple pie, do you?"
She: "It's the holidays. I don't know another way to make an apple pie, do you?"
1948 DeSoto Custom
The house with car included seemed like a good deal until the cops found a body in the living room.
1949 DeSoto Custom
She: “Anybody else keep hearing a click at 20 miles per hour?”
He: “You should’ve told me you’re a Buick girl.”
He: “You should’ve told me you’re a Buick girl.”
1950 DeSoto Custom Sportsman
Lady scientist Nikki Nicholson couldn't wait to head to the north pole and investigate his thing from a another world.
1950 DeSoto Custom station wagon
Car: "I'm so embarrassed. I've got wood."
1951 DeSoto Custom
She: “Wait, de Soto was a Catholic?!”
He: “So was Cadillac.”
He: “So was Cadillac.”
1951 DeSoto Custom
She: "What's wrong with your face?"
He: "I went to the Studebaker dealer, Shelia. I saw things. Terrible things."
He: "I went to the Studebaker dealer, Shelia. I saw things. Terrible things."
1951 DeSoto Custom
She: “I have to do the driving now. Stanley thinks Tip Toe Shift isn’t manly.”
1951 DeSoto Custom
She: "Why are you so happy?'
He: "Booze."
He: "Booze."
1951 DeSoto Custom
He: "I love our new DeSoto! I feel like the Spaniards conquering the Americas."
She: "Just get to the Piggly Wiggly without taking hostages."
He: "Spoil sport."
She: "Just get to the Piggly Wiggly without taking hostages."
He: "Spoil sport."
1951 DeSoto Custom
Joan had a crush on Hernando de Soto ever since high school history class.
1951 DeSoto Custom Sportsman
She: "Why is everything black and white with you?"
He: "I majored in Gender Studies."
He: "I majored in Gender Studies."
1951 DeSoto ride features
He: “In conclusion, don’t come a-knockin’ if the DeSoto is a-rock in’.”
1952 DeSoto
She: "DeSoto power steering is as easy as dialing a phone used to be!"
1953 DeSoto FireDome
She: “Is this the end of the world?”
He: “No, I think there’s more world on the other side of the ocean.”
He: “No, I think there’s more world on the other side of the ocean.”
1953 DeSoto FireDome
She: “Is this the way to Marlboro Country?”
He: “No, but you can walk a mile for a Camel.”
He: “No, but you can walk a mile for a Camel.”
1953 DeSoto FireDome
She: “Oh, bother. I left my white privilege back in the room.”
1953 DeSoto FireDome
He: "Damn WASPS! I didn't want to join their stupid country club anyway!"
1953 DeSoto FireDome
She: "He's a nice guy, but what kind of nerd buys a club coupe these days?"
1953 DeSoto FireDome
She: "Going my way?"
He: "That depends. This is a Hemi, right?"
He: "That depends. This is a Hemi, right?"
1953 DeSoto FireDome Sportsman
Black balled from the garden club, Cynthia showed the ladies just what they could do with their annuals.
1953 DeSoto FireDome Sportsman
She: "You dragged me all the way out here so that you could paint rocks?!"
He: "Just wait until Kirk starts fighting the Gorn!"
He: "Just wait until Kirk starts fighting the Gorn!"
1953 DeSoto FireDome Sportsman
She: "Where are you going?"
He: "I'm going out for cigarettes and to start a new life without you!"
He: "I'm going out for cigarettes and to start a new life without you!"
1954 DeSoto FireDome
She: "How can she park that big DeSoto so easily?'"
He: "I used to date her. She has arms like a stevedore."
He: "I used to date her. She has arms like a stevedore."
1954 DeSoto FireDome
He: "Sheesus, this country needs a national highway system!"
1954 DeSoto FireDome
She: “We considered Packard, but we wanted a brand with a future.”
1954 DeSoto FireDome
Car: "Damn right I'm delightful."
1954 DeSoto FireDome
Baby got back.
1954 DeSoto FireDome
No one wants to ride with Aunt Bertha since she got the Hemi.
1954 DeSoto FireDome
She: "Nice car! Did you get a promotion?"
He: "No, I car-jacked Groucho Marx."
He: "No, I car-jacked Groucho Marx."
1954 DeSoto FireDome Coronado
Lizzie always dressed for Saturday night drag racing.
1955 DeSoto Firedome
She: "Thanks to my bomb shelter and styled-for-tomorrow DeSoto, I'm ready for the post-apocalyptic future!"
1955 DeSoto Firedome
She: "Henry with a Hemi is like Russia with the bomb."
1955 DeSoto Firedome Sportsman
She: “You want me to wear a mask? I’m already wearing a peticote, an underwire brassiere, nylons, and Chanel No. 5.”
1955 DeSoto Fireflite
She: "Whenever I'm unsure, I drive my DeSoto before I decide. Then, if I accept the hit, I buy a new hat and fresh ammo."
1955 DeSoto Fireflite
She: "You find the strangest things at seized property auctions."
He: "I hear it belonged to Sam Giancana."
He: "I hear it belonged to Sam Giancana."
1955 DeSoto Fireflite
Car: "Frankly, I think it's time the city that never sleeps took a nap."
1955 DeSoto Fireflite
She: "Out of gas?"
He: "Nah, the hemi is the most efficient V8 on the road. I just feel like making out."
He: "Nah, the hemi is the most efficient V8 on the road. I just feel like making out."
1955 DeSoto Fireflite
He: "Don't get out of the car, ma'am. This is #AdministrativeProfessionalsDay; you're only a secretary."
1955 DeSoto Fireflite
He: "Hey, babe. Wanna go make out at the Jefferson Memorial?"
She "No!"
He: "Why not?
She: "I'm Mamie Eisenhower."
She "No!"
He: "Why not?
She: "I'm Mamie Eisenhower."
1955 DeSoto Fireflite
Poor Dad. That new car smell lasted precisely as long as his ride home from the DeSoto-Plymouth dealer.
1955 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
American fashion designer Anne Fogarty backed over Coco Chanel, and wasn't sorry.
1955 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
Car: "I could have gone to Wellesely, but I refused to drop my top for the 'posture photo'."
1956 DeSoto Adventurer
Bill knew Francine was the one when she dressed to match his DeSoto.
1956 DeSoto Firedome
Station wagon: "Hey, Marge! Whatchya got in the bag?"
Convertible: "Your husband."
Convertible: "Your husband."
1956 DeSoto Fireflite
She: "What do you see?"
He: "Harley Earl blowing his top!"
He: "Harley Earl blowing his top!"
1956 DeSoto Fireflite
The Hand of God agrees. DeSoto has the best in push-button driving!
1956 DeSoto Fireflite
Car: "You do your best for your kid, give him all the opportunities, and he grows up to be a damn Dodge."
1956 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
Young Bernie Sanders couldn't wait to escape American austerity and relocate to Sweden.
1956 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
She: "I'm committed to the Forward Look, but I still check my rearview mirrors."
1956 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
She: "I think a car that points is just rude."
1956 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman and convertible
She: "Does it come with an auto-winding, Doomsday Clock? I don't want a car that doesn't come with an auto-winding Doomsday Clock."
1956 DeSoto Fireflite with Highway Hi-Fi
Whenever Grace Kelly had the Christmas blues, she'd play "Old Man River" and drive to the liquor store.
1957 DeSoto Adventurer
Sandra was the only driver in the history of the Pennsylvania Turnpike to receive a thank you letter from the Pennsylvania State Police.
1957 DeSoto Firedome
"Wanna race to Bergdorf's and back?"
1957 DeSoto Fireflite
Mother: "Susan, why are you driving my DeSoto?"
Susan: "Daddy took the T-bird away."
Susan: "Daddy took the T-bird away."
1957 DeSoto Fireflite
She: "I don't normally pick up hitch hikers, but seeing as how we're both going to Marlboro Country."
1957 DeSoto Fireflite
He: "After Ratso died during our bus ride to Florida, my hustling finally paid off in Miami. I bought this DeSoto and found me some land out west called Brokeback Mountain."
1957 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
He: "Where are you folks off to?"
She: "We're going to see Ingmar Bergman's 'The Seventh Seal'! Care to join us?"
She: "We're going to see Ingmar Bergman's 'The Seventh Seal'! Care to join us?"
1957 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
She: "Remember how I said it would be a cold day in hell before I owned a DeSoto? Well, I feel chilly."
1957 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
He: “Red sky at night, driver’s delight.”
1957 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
She: "Welcome to the anchor franchise of the International House of Pancakes!"
1957 DeSoto Firesweep
Nothing wooed the ladies like Bill's rendition of “Old Man River” on the harmonica
1958 DeSoto Firedome Sportsman
Ed Gein couldn't believe his luck.
1958 DeSoto Fireflite convertible
Tired of walkin' after midnight, Patsy Cline bought a new DeSoto.
1958 DeSoto Fireflite Explorer
As a child, Elizabeth Warren loved going on family picnics.
1958 DeSoto Fireflite Explorer
He: "Dammit, Timmy! That was Daddy's scotch!"
1958 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
She: "Wow! Dad's old DeSoto looked like it was upholstered by London Fog."
1958 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
She: “I farted.”
He: “Love means never having to say you farted.”
He: “Love means never having to say you farted.”
1958 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman
He: "Is this Heaven?"
She: "Obviously! There's a DeSoto with a poodle in it."
She: "Obviously! There's a DeSoto with a poodle in it."
1958 DeSoto Firesweep Sportsman
She: "You paid extra for back-up lights, wheel covers, and whitewall tires. That's SO sexy!"
1959 DeSoto
My family knew exactly how Slurm was made, yet we didn't care. We just didn't care.
1959 DeSoto Adventurer
Dad: "Just think, son. Someday, all this will belong to the French and Italians."
1959 DeSoto Firedome Seville
She: "I have a DeSoto for every outfit."
1959 DeSoto Firedome Sportsman
She: "Honey, call Columbo and tell him to come get his dog."
He: "I can't. My twin brother and I electrocuted our uncle before he could marry Julie Newmar and leave her our inheritance."
He: "I can't. My twin brother and I electrocuted our uncle before he could marry Julie Newmar and leave her our inheritance."
1959 DeSoto Firesweep
Son: "Why can't Fido come to church with us?"
Dad: "He's an atheist."
Dad: "He's an atheist."
1960 DeSoto Adventurer
“We're ready to nuke Sears & Roebuck on your command, Mr. Penney.”
1960 DeSoto Adventurer
She: "Our marriage is at sea and I want a divorce. I'm taking the DeSoto."
1960 DeSoto Fireflite
She: “The Junior League black balled me. Here are their coordinates. Bomb them.”
1961 DeSoto
Melvin was the luckiest man alive. Kathy's fetish was nerds and Mid Century Modern design.
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