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1910 Buick (year approximate)
That season when Buick sponsored The Twilight Zone was especially weird.
1930 Buick Model 44
Buick owners celebrate #WorldWaterDay! After their swim, it was over to Muffy's for ivory carving followed by a delightful all-veal luncheon buffet.
1934 Buick
She: "Buick's knee action is almost as good as yours, Sylvia."
1935 Buick
She: "I'm and old fashioned girl, and so is my Buick."
1935 Buick
He: "Why are you stopped, lady?"
She: "A Chrysler Airflow blew me away and I lost the will to drive."
She: "A Chrysler Airflow blew me away and I lost the will to drive."
1935 Buick
He: "I like Buick. It's a car you can sit on!"
1935 Buick
She: "How can you date him? His Buick has wooden body framing."
She: "I like my men primitive."
She: "I like my men primitive."
1935 Buick
He: "Don't make me go to school, Ma! All the other boys make fun of me 'cause their parents have Chryslers and DeSotos."
1936 Buick
She: "Nice Chrysler!"
He: "Thanks, it's a Buick."
He: "Thanks, it's a Buick."
1936 Buick
She: "It's even yellow like a lemon."
1936 Buick
She: "Body odor does have its advantages."
1937 Buick Century
He: "Ronnie, you'll never be President!"
Reagan: "Hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will."
She: "Oh, I love the zoo!"
Reagan: "Hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will."
She: "Oh, I love the zoo!"
1937 Buick Roadmster
He: "They threw me out of the country club for 'misuse' of the ball washer."
1940 Buick Roadmaster
He: "What do you think?"
She: "I think you're not sorry enough."
She: "I think you're not sorry enough."
1942 Buick Roadmaster
She: "Is this war thing going to interfere with our European vacation?"
1947 Buick Super Estate Wagon
Mrs. Upson saw "Woody" trending on Twitter and wondered if wagons are making a comeback.
1951 Buick Roadmaster
She: "Thanks for picking me up back there! I thought I'd never get away from those three bears."
1951 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon
If John Waters' Babs Johnson were a car, she'd be the 1951 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon.
1951 Buick Special
She: "Why did you choose writing as a career?"
He: "I'm a masochist."
He: "I'm a masochist."
1951 Buick Special
She: "Buick has a way with women, just like Harvey Weinstein!"
1951 Buick Special
Car: "Harley Earl thinks I'm beautiful."
1952 Buick Roadmaster
Sam at the country club used to open the Chesterfields' car door and shout, "Call for Philp Morris!" He'd laugh and laugh.
1952 Buick Roadmaster
For reasons she couldn't explain, Sylvia didn't feel in control of her life.
1952 Buick Roadmaster
He: "Are you feeling a bit blue?"
She: "No, why?"
She: "No, why?"
1954 Buick Century
Orpheus: "You look great!"
Eurydice: "Eyes on the road, hot shot."
Eurydice: "Eyes on the road, hot shot."
1954 Buick Roadmaster
He: “Sir, TWA requests that you park elsewhere.”
1954 Buick Roadmaster Riviera
She: "I told you this wasn't the Yellow Brick Road!"
1954 Buick Skylark
She: "Frankly, Elwood, when you said you drove a sports car, I expected a sports car. This is a Buick. You disappoint me, Elwood."
1955 Buick Century Estate Wagon
The zombie apocalypse began in Glendale, California when the Johnsons' English Spaniel suddenly ate Timmy's brain.
1955 Buick Roadmaster
He: "Halt! Poop Police! You didn't pick up after your dog when he took a dump on Maple Avenue."
1955 Buick Roadmaster
Unbeknownst to Sylvia, Frank had been bored stiff for the last 75 miles.
1955 Buick Roadmaster Riviera
He: "The lady wants a Bomb Pop and a Pepsi. Make it snappy."
1956 Buick Century
Charles Raymond Starkweather and Caril Ann Fugate in an alternate universe.
1956 Buick Century
She: "Where is everybody? I can't pull down this statue all by myself!"
1956 Buick Century
He: "Believe me, honey, moving to Cuba is the best idea I ever had!"
1956 Buick Roadmaster
This is the day when Peggy Sue learned that camels spit.
1956 Buick Roadmaster
Hardhat: "The breast implant test is going A-OK, sir!"
1956 Buick Roadmaster Riviera
He: "Thanks for bringing the car, honey. I feel just dead."
1956 Buick Roadmaster Riviera
She: "Kindly remove that powder blue monstrosity from my property!"
1957 Buick Roadmaster Riviera
Mrs. Upson (in car): "Don't offer them a ride, Fred. They're Studebaker people."
1957 Buick Roadmaster Riviera
She: “Don’t speak to them darling. They’re beneath us.”
1958 Buick
Salesman: "Yes, sir! We guarantee that Buick is the grossest domestic product of 1958!"
1958 Buick Limited
She: "Why are they staring at us?"
They: "We want to see what kind of an ass parks right in front of the door!"
They: "We want to see what kind of an ass parks right in front of the door!"
1958 Buick Special
He: "Oh, come off it, Mabel! Postmodernism is crap and you know it."
1958 Buick Special
She: "Wow, I would really enjoy Buick's quiet ride if the vacuum of space weren't boiling my blood!"
1959 Buick
He: "Don't be frightened. It's just the '59 Buick."
She: "Thank heaven for that. I thought Mothra was eating the city."
She: "Thank heaven for that. I thought Mothra was eating the city."
1959 Buick LeSabre
He: "Aye, Mrs. Jones! I smuggled in ye olde chablis like ye asked."
1960 Buick Electra 225
He: "Can I give you a ride home?"
She: "No thanks. I'm waiting for a car with a transmission I can respect."
She: "No thanks. I'm waiting for a car with a transmission I can respect."
1960 Buick Invicta
He: "Wow, he did it! He broke the ugliness barrier!"
1960 Buick Invicta
He: "Don't leave me this way, Barbara!"
She: I must, Brad. I'm a werewolf."
He: "It's OK! So am I!"
She: I must, Brad. I'm a werewolf."
He: "It's OK! So am I!"
1960 Buick LeSabre
Whenever LBJ and Harry Truman went hunting, they argued about where the buck actually stopped.
1960 Buick LeSabre
At last, the cops had the leader of Antifa surrounded.
1961 Buick Electra 225
She: "Wait a minute. Is that Messerschmitt Bf 109?"
1961 Buick Invicta
He: "Oh, Honey, don't you just love being Episcopalian?"
1961 Buick LeSabre
She: "What is it?"
He: "It's a box of uncounted Chicago ballots from the 1960 Presidential election!"
He: "It's a box of uncounted Chicago ballots from the 1960 Presidential election!"
1961 Buick LeSabre
He: "Miss Remington, I'd like your clearance to dive into the secretarial pool."
1961 Buick LeSabre
Joe: “Welcome to the ticket, Kamala.”
1961 Buick Skylark
He: “That ticking sound wasn’t a bomb, it’s the dash clock.”
1961 Buick Skylark
Marion: “The afterlife just isn’t the same without Topper.”
1961 Buick Skylark
He: "Honey, you dropped your Miltown!"
1961 Buick Special
When aliens came, they took the form of Buicks.
1961 Buick Special
A young Mr. & Mrs. Upson pose for the club newsletter before entering Thunderdome.
1961 Buick Special
The lines to see "La Notte" were simply unbelievable.
1962 Buick Electra 225
Having fully recovered from the kindness of strangers, Blanche DuBois sold her story to Random House and returned to Belle Reve in triumph. A brief but torrid affair with Bennett Cerf followed.
1962 Buick Electra 225
She: "You leave everything to me, sweet cheeks. By Tuesday morning, you'll be president of Universal Widgets."
He: "Honey, you're wearing coconut cake for a hat again."
He: "Honey, you're wearing coconut cake for a hat again."
1962 Buick Electra 225
Ever since she made it big, the Morton Salt Girl thought she was all that.
1963 Buick Electra 225
Even as a young woman, Theresa May had difficulty with exits.
1963 Buick LeSabre
She: "You kids stay with Mr. Gacy while Mommy goes shopping."
1963 Buick Riviera
He: "Let me take you to the Riviera."
She: "It's just a Buick, Harry. Does this look like a 'Buick' hat to you?"
She: "It's just a Buick, Harry. Does this look like a 'Buick' hat to you?"
1963 Buick Skylark
She: "We'll, New York was fun while it lasted."
1963 Buick Skylark
He: "Are they wearing masks in there?"
She: "I can't tell. Better break the glass to be sure."
She: "I can't tell. Better break the glass to be sure."
1963 Buick Skylark
She: "The Mask Police have found us!"
He: "I don't care. Just let me die in your arms."
He: "I don't care. Just let me die in your arms."
1964 Buick LeSabre
Linda realized it first. She and Ted were trapped on the Island of Misfit Toys!
1964 Buick Riviera
She: "I may not be Ann Margret, but ever since Buick brought out the Riviera, it's bye, bye Birdie for my T-bird."
1965 Buick Sportwagon (l) and 1965 Buick Special (r)
What began as a simple fender bender soon escalated into fisticuffs.
1966 Buick Electra 225
He: "I got a fair deal at Stepford Buick-GMC."
1966 Buick Electra 225
He: "Ya, know. Being a vampire is a small price to pay for all of this."
1966 Buick Electra 225
She: "How did we ever get so lucky?"
He: "I sold our souls to the Devil."
He: "I sold our souls to the Devil."
1966 Buick Electra 225
Woman: "I'm Glinda, the good witch of the South!"
Girls: "Oh, yeah? We're the twins from the Overlook Hotel."
Woman: "You win. I'm oughta here."
Girls: "Oh, yeah? We're the twins from the Overlook Hotel."
Woman: "You win. I'm oughta here."
1966 Buick Wildcat Gran Sport
Sometimes, David Bowie seriously doubted his life choices.
1967 Buick Electra 225
Boris and Natasha count the seconds before bomb destroy moose and squirrel.
1967 Buick Electra 225
Sylvia's European vacation went great until she ran into Ernst Stavro Blofeld and his out of scale cat.
1968 Buick Electra 225
Batman pulls over for some alone time.
1970 Buick GS 455 Stage I
He: "Dudes! Did you see that Portland riot video from @BGOnTheScene?"
1970 Buick GS 455 Stage I
He: "Mom won't let me play with matches."
1970 Buick Riviera
Bill dropped the weight, but his Buick picked it up.
1970 Buick Riviera
After five years of marriage, the only thing they had in common was the Buick.
1970 Buick Skylark Custom
He: "We felt something hot, but it turned out be a urinary tract infection."
1971 Buick Centurian
Bill caught himself in his pants zipper. Frankly, he deserved it.
1971 Buick Riviera
She: "Take this money directly to the Committee to Re-elect the President."
1971 Buick Riviera
The only car that could teach Dusty Springfield was the '71 Buick Riviera.
1972 Buick Centurion
Nothing annoyed the Zodiac more than Ted Bundy steeling his thunder.
1972 Buick LeSabre
He: "Other guys care about cubic inches, carburetors, and power to weight ratios. Me? I just want a car that doesn't interfere with my golf game."
1972 Buick Riviera
She: "I get the point."
1972 Buick Riviera
He: “Frankly, I can’t see the point.”
1972 Buick Skylark Custom
Goldfinger’s mother’s car.
1973 Buick Century
Brenda, the first affirmative action hire by the mob, always felt best after a clean hit.
1973 Buick Electra Limited
Ever since the end of the Peanuts specials and the loss of her naturally curly hair, the only work Frieda could get was modeling Buicks.
1973 Buick Estate Wagon
He: "It's a good thing you held on to Mom's station wagon. That $1,200 stimulus check can't pay off the BMW."
1973 Buick LeSabre
Ever since she bought a Buick, Susan felt the need to drive in the left lane with her right blinker on.
1974 Buick Estate Wagon
No one knows what happened to the Upson family at Sequoia National Park. However, the keys to their Buick were found beside a gigantic toenail.
1975 Buick Apollo
Jan saw the keys in the ignition and made her escape. She'd never sing "Sunshine Day" again.
1975 Buick Century Custom
Little Timmy was five. He'd been to kindergarten and seen it all: crayon thefts, hair-pulling, even bribes to Teacher. Timmy resolved this day, if they wouldn't let him be good, he'd be bad, just like Super Grover.
1975 Buick Century Regal
He: "It may take more knit tops and plaid pants than I can afford, but I'll make a Buick man out of Tommy."
1975 Buick Electra
She: "Why don't we have a net?"
He: "It's ok. I don't have any balls."
He: "It's ok. I don't have any balls."
1975 Buick Electra
Attempting to prove that she can relate to the common man, Hillary Clinton drives her Buick for the first time in 45 years.
1975 Buick Electra Limited Landau
Beth stared at the eggs while Ben read the divorce decree. She said to herself, "I thought we were the perfect pear."
1975 Buick Skyhawk
Shirley knew something was up when the guy asked for directions to the lighthouse.
1975 Buick Skylark
He: "Those guys are laughing at my car."
She: "Let it go, Steve. They're right."
She: "Let it go, Steve. They're right."
1976 Buick Century
No, it wasn't an XJ6, but Penelope smiled and made the best of it.
1976 Buick Skylark with Landau option
The Grosse Pointe News refused to cover the event, but word on the street was that a fight broke out at the Junior League over slacks and landau tops.
1977 Buick Century
GenX - They'll cut a bitch.
1977 Buick Skyhawk
"Hi, my name is Brandi. I love kittens, sunshine, long walks on the beach, and my Chevy Monza."
1978 Buick Century Custom
They: "Wow, Jan! Your skin looks great. What's your secret?"
Jan: "Botox and dry ice."
Jan: "Botox and dry ice."
1978 Buick Riviera
1978 Buick Riviera, the Eggo Waffle Edition by Kellogg.
1979 Buick Electra Park Avenue
Overwhelmed by malaise, Karen leaned on her Buick for support. Then the catalytic converter caught fire.
1979 Buick Estate Wagon
Ranger Jim always photographed what he ate for his Instagram followers.
1980 Buick Century
Every year, Mrs. Ocasio-Cortez used her daylight savings to buy a new clock.
1980 Buick Riviera
She: "I'm sorry, Jeff, but I can't marry you. I live in my own private Idaho, and you, well, you drive a mockery of Mediterranean beach life."
1980 Buick Riviera
Mailman: "I see the mistake. This is addressed to Chrysler Fifth Avenue. The address you want is Buick Park Avenue."
1980 Buick Skylark
The 1980 Buick Skylark - More Fun than a Pile of Rocks.
1982 Buick Riviera
He: "I'm tellin' ya. Put all your money in Enron. It's a sure thing!"
1984 Buick Regal
She: "The 1984 Buick is doubleplusungood. Chocolate to rectify."
1984 Buick Regal Somerset
For once, truth in advertising.
1985 Buick Somerset Regal
Joe Namath hadn't been this embarrassed since that time he wore pantyhose on national television.
1987 Buick
It was the strangest thing. The onboard computer of every Buick that came into the shop insisted on being called KITT.
1988 Buick computerized maintenance system
Forward-thinking Joe Biden uses the onboard computer of a 1988 Buick to smuggle cryptocurrency out of Ukraine.
1988 Buick Reatta
Bob left explicit instructions in his will. His Buick would be parked outside the family crypt - just in case.
1991 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon
Scotty MacTavish called the Sunday Mail to say that he'd just seen the Loch Ness Monster. Sadly, Scotty's "Nessie" turned out to be a 1991 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon.
1998 Buick Riviera
George couldn't get away fast enough when a rampaging circus elephant mistook his Buick for a giant peanut.
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