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1932 Dodge Eight
Bob: “Sheesus, Bill! We’re going to hit!”
Bill: “I’m sorry, Bob! Know that I always loved you!”
Bob: “What?!” 1932 Dodge Eight.
Bill: “I’m sorry, Bob! Know that I always loved you!”
Bob: “What?!” 1932 Dodge Eight.

1933 Dodge
She: “Get the convertible. It's really cute.”
She: “I can't. A backseat is important for my work.”
She: “I can't. A backseat is important for my work.”

1933 Dodge Six
She (backseat): "Is he talking about the car or something else?"
He (backseat): "Does it matter?"
He (backseat): "Does it matter?"

1933 Dodge Six
Finally out of luck, Mary Poppins hits the road rather than face child endangerment charges in Pennsylvania.

1935 Dodge DeLuxe
Lars Thorwald finally got his wife packed. Now he prayed that the luggage wouldn't leak.

1949 Dodge
Herbert Clark, D. D. S. and his hygienist, Kathy, realized it at the same time. They'd spent too much time after hours playing with the X-ray machine.

1950 Dodge Coronet wagon
He: "Just try to get along with Mom, please?"
She: "Listen, if she starts something, I'm finishing it. My purse is locked and loaded."
She: "Listen, if she starts something, I'm finishing it. My purse is locked and loaded."

1951 Dodge Coronet Diplomat
Car: “I’m having a meeting with a Nash Ambassador to overthrow the Studebaker President.”

1953 Dodge Coronet
She: "Mom always says, 'The more conventional the car, the kinkier the sex."
He: "What?"
He: "What?"

1954 Dodge Royal
No matter what Buzz did, Frieda still had eyes for that Johanson creep across the street.

1954 Dodge Royal
She: "I'm having second thoughts. Maybe we should call the police."
He: "No, Marian! The kidnappers said no police!"
He: "No, Marian! The kidnappers said no police!"

1955 Dodge Coronet
He: "Who's the kid?"
She: "All I know is that her name is Hillary and she won't get out of the car."
She: "All I know is that her name is Hillary and she won't get out of the car."

1955 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer
He: "What's the matter?"
She: "Sorry, I can't enjoy myself unless Nancy Pelosi has a good hair day."
She: "Sorry, I can't enjoy myself unless Nancy Pelosi has a good hair day."

1956 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer
As it happens, I am free tonight. Yes, I'll go to the Lawrence Welk show."

1956 Dodge LaFemme
She: "A Dodge built especially for women doesn't offend me. Cheap-ass Chevys that husbands buy as second cars for their wives offend me; those things are pure misogyny."

1957 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer
“Supply and demand, folks. It’ll cost ya another grand to drive ya to a red state.”

1957 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer
She: "The salesman is dreamy. Does he come with the car?"
He: "No, dear. We pay extra for him."
He: "No, dear. We pay extra for him."

1957 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer
Driver: "Catch anything?"
Fisherman: "Just one of the Lagina boys trying to drain the swamp."
Fisherman: "Just one of the Lagina boys trying to drain the swamp."

1957 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer
She: "The Russians aren't coming, Harry. Those are Boy Scouts on rafts."

1957 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer
Valet: "I hate to tell you this, sir. While you were in the club, your Dodge attacked and ate a Volkswagen."

1957 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer
Guy holding the door: "Could we hurry this along? I think the parking brake is slipping."

1957 Dodge Custom Sierra
Boy: "Why are you sending me to reform school?!"
Mom: "You said you liked the '57 Chevrolet, and that's the first sign of juvenile delinquency."
Mom: "You said you liked the '57 Chevrolet, and that's the first sign of juvenile delinquency."

1957 Dodge Mayfair
She: "Don't run away! It's a Dodge! Really, it is!"
He: "Get away from me you, CANADIAN!"
He: "Get away from me you, CANADIAN!"

1957 Dodge Royal Lancer
“Honestly, Harry. Every time you come back from the city, you smell like Jim Beam and Prince Matchabelli.”

1958 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer
He: “Just think. Someday, in the not so distant future, homeless men and women will have bowel movements whenever and wherever they happen to be in the city of San Francisco."

1960 Dodge Dart Pioner station wagon
He: "What's happening to us, Sis?"
She: "Mom's taking us to live with Aunt Ghislaine."
She: "Mom's taking us to live with Aunt Ghislaine."

1960 Dodge Matador
He: “The city of Los Angeles received a report that you failed to maintain six feet between each other last night.”
They: “It’s our honeymoon!”
He: “Congratulations. We’re turning off your utilities.”
They: “It’s our honeymoon!”
He: “Congratulations. We’re turning off your utilities.”

1960 Dodge Polara
He: "Gosh, Susie, you throw tear gas better than any girl I've ever seen!"
She: "Don't assume my gender, homophobe."
She: "Don't assume my gender, homophobe."

1960 Dodge Polara
Son: "Thanks for use of the car, Dad. The chicks will really dig it!"
Dad: "Remember the trannies, son. They need love, too."
Dad: "Remember the trannies, son. They need love, too."

1961 Dodge Dart Phoenix
President Trump: "Why won't you get back in the car?"
Dr. Birx: "The engine coughed."
Dr. Birx: "The engine coughed."

1962 Dodge Custom 880
She: "Oh, thank God! When you said you were getting a '62 Dodge, I thought you meant one of those weird-ass Polaras."

1962 Dodge Dart 440
Jim Rockford realized too late that his Dodge wasn't the best choice for surveillance work.

1963 Dodge 880
Son: "Why do I have to learn winter sports, Daddy?"
Dad: "You're going to college on scholarships. If you think I'm paying for four years of reefer, panty raids and jazz records, you're mistaken."
Dad: "You're going to college on scholarships. If you think I'm paying for four years of reefer, panty raids and jazz records, you're mistaken."

1965 Dodge Monaco
She: "Take youtself and your little basket back to your Mercedes, Brad. I've found me a Dodge man."

1965 Dodge Polara
She: "Oh, thank heavens! It's a Dodge. For second there, I thought you were one of those Thunderbird creeps."

1966 Dodge Charger
He: "That flivver sure is a dandy!"
She: "Maybe it's time we trade-in the Pope-Hartford?"

1966 Dodge Dart GT convertible
She: "If a car doesn't resemble an electric razor, it's not really a styled car."

1966 Dodge Monaco station wagon
Car: "I hear that Jeep is coming out with a new Wagoneer. That's cute."

1966 Dodge Polara 500 convertible
She: "You're a bunch of newbies. We learned in the Sixties to check for rioters before backing up."

1966 Dodge truck
He: "I have to warn you, Sven. Hunting in Wisconsin is a bit different this season."

1967 Dodge Monaco
Abigail Adams happily joined the Dodge Rebellion. She took Monaco without firing a shot.

1968 Dodge Charger
Craig had a great Christmas. He skipped cold and flu season and went directly to Dodge Fever.

1968 Dodge Coronet 440
When Dawn Davenport found out that her Coronet 440 didn't actually have a 440, she went berserk like that time when she didn't get cha cha heels for Christmas.

1968 Dodge Coronet 500
It was the worst day in the history of Saint Agnes School. All the kids caught Dodge Fever at the same time.

1968 Dodge Dart
Car: "I'm the 2-door sedan Dart. I'm the cheapest Dodge you could buy in 1968. I have rubber floor mats and a bench seat that's like concrete. You said you wanted economy, but you didn't mean it. I'm so lonely."

1968 Dodge Dart GT
Overwhelmed by secretarial school shorthand drills, Lis sometimes fainted on her way back to the car.

1968 Dodge Dart GTS
Susan's career in Secretarial Science turned out to be more exciting than she expected.

1968 Dodge Monaco 500
He: "Ya, know. Your horse and I have something in common."
She: "Oh, you're a broodmare, too?"
She: "Oh, you're a broodmare, too?"

1968 Dodge Super Bee
John went to the Dodge dealer for a Charger, but came away with a Super Bee. He liked the car, but couldn't shake the feeling that he got stung.

1969 Dodge Monaco
She: “For heaven’s sake, George! Relax before you take the wheel. Here, have a beer and a smoke.”

1970 Dodge Dart Swinger
When a rogue dolphin suddenly humped Yoko Ono, Julie and David Eisenhower laughed and laughed.

1970 Dodge Monaco
He: "Anything happen while I was gone?"
She: "The IRS called. Owning a Monaco doesn't mean you live in Monaco. We're being audited next week."
She: "The IRS called. Owning a Monaco doesn't mean you live in Monaco. We're being audited next week."

1971 Dodge Charger SE
Typecast for her performance as Barbara in 'Night of the Living Dead', actress Judith O'Dea could only find work as a moody MoPar model.

1971 Dodge Coronet Brougham
Little girl: "You're not my real mom! Step away before I punch your lights out!"

1971 Dodge Coronet Crestwood
Dad: "The first day of school is the hardest, Timmy. Remember, lock and load before entering the cloak room."

1972 Dodge Challenger Rallye
Removing that McGovern bumper sticker was harder than Bob Woodward expected.

1972 Dodge Coronet Crestwood
Car: "I'm a green machine. I run on mendacity and Greta Thunberg's tears."

1972 Dodge Dart Swinger and Custom sedan
Mom in yellow: "Why are you crying, Suzie?"
Suzie: "I watched an episode of 'H. R. Pufnstuff'!"
Suzie: "I watched an episode of 'H. R. Pufnstuff'!"

1972 Dodge Monaco Brougham
She: "I see that you chose the cloth and vinyl split bench seat with passenger side recliner. I can respect that."

1973 Dodge Colt GT
Emily had driven just ten miles in her new Dodge Colt, and already her back was killing her.

1973 Dodge Dart Sport 340
He: "What's your major?"
She: "Engineering. I want a position with Grand Funk Railroad."
She: "Engineering. I want a position with Grand Funk Railroad."

1973 Dodge Monaco
A 1973 Dodge Monaco was the best birthday present an eight-year-old girl could ever receive.

1973 Dodge Sportsman
The girls of St. Veronica's Young Ladies Academy - students by day, killer ninjas by night.

1974 Dodge Charger
Cynthia didn't know that pushing the cigarette lighter activated the ejection seat.

1974 Dodge Charger SE
Nancy Reagan welcomes John Stossel and Hedi Klum upon their glider escape from East Germany.

1975 Dodge Colt GT
She: "Shouldn't we use a Jeep for this kind of thing?"
He: "I want it to look like an accident."
She: "What?"
He: "I want it to look like an accident."
She: "What?"

1975 Dodge Coronet Brougham
This Dodge looks worried because it just found out that it's trans-Plymouth.

1975 Dodge Dart SE
It's not that Suzanne Pleshette was disappointed, exactly. She just didn't expect Peter Lupus to drive a Dodge Dart.

1975 Dodge Monaco
She: "You're an American aren't you?"
He: "How could you tell?"
She: "Your car is bigger than my apartment."
He: "How could you tell?"
She: "Your car is bigger than my apartment."

1975 Dodge Royal Monaco Brougham
The Casino de Monte-Carlo insisted that Gayle leave the premises immediately. Apparently, pantsuits are illegal in Monaco.

1977 Dodge Diplomat Medallion
She: “Listen, this is Avon territory. Take your Mary Kay crap and get out of here.”

1978 Dodge Charger SE
He: "Marry me, Madison."
She: "I can't. I'm a mermaid."
He: "That's OK. I'm a gender neutral porpoise."
She: "I can't. I'm a mermaid."
He: "That's OK. I'm a gender neutral porpoise."

1978 Dodge Diplomat
“That's right, Bobby. Whenever you encounter a strange plant, you should taste it.”

1978 Dodge Omni
When driving any new car in the Seventies, it paid to bring along alternative transportation.

1978 Dodge Omni
They say that only Debbie from accounting knew the location of Jimmy Hoffa's remains.

1979 Dodge Aspen Sunrise
Debbie put on a brave face when the sorority ostracized her for receiving a domestic car as a birthday present.

1979 Dodge Challenger
She: "Wait a minute. You're not Tom Wopat!"
He: "Yeah, you're not Jennifer Grey, and this isn't a Dodge."
He: "Yeah, you're not Jennifer Grey, and this isn't a Dodge."

1979 Dodge Diplomat
The plan by the Deep State to make Haggar suits and Dodge Diplomats cool failed miserably.

1979 Dodge Omnis
In 1979, as a final act of revenge for Pearl Harbor, the United States exports 150 Dodge Omnis a month to Japan.

1979 Dodge St. Regis
Appropriately, the biggest Dodge dealer in Louisiana introduced the Dodge St. Regis with a good, old-fashioned New Orleans funeral.

1979 Dodge St. Regis
He: “When you said you were staying at the St. Regis, I assumed that you meant the hotel.”
She: “No, I live out of my car.”
She: “No, I live out of my car.”

1979 Dodge St. Regis
According to folklore, every time a part falls off a St. Regis, an angel gets his wings.

1982 Dodge Mirada
Car: “I kinda look like a Magnum, which kinda looked like a Cord, which kinda looked like a deluxe, Art Deco casket.”
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